Last night, we had a pretty wild and crazy party at the new pad. we had the following people there: SG, Bare, Me, Krazzy, Woodhead, Pat, Cuz, Hey there, Drunken Mike, Athena, Tony, Party in a Bag, Stephanie, Nicole, Boogie, BamBam, Clint, Jesus, Packrat, Becca, Jenn, and Sir Phillip of Wallace. All of the happenings that occurred at the party cannot be neccessarily mentioned, but thisw was a wild and incredible party, potentially one that will go down in the reocrd books as the best party of all time. The worst thing is though, there is 2 more days of mass histeria. heheh

Wierd Al

All I have to say is 3rd row Wierd Al. woo woo!!! YAM!!!

School

Yesterday, UNO school was cancelled after noon because the A?C was out and the classes were hotter than a hog's ass in a bowl of ICP's type of chili :) The outside party wqas however still going on and the P. Scoop got free sheaat. Hot dog and a coke go me..

This is the first official update from in the house. The house warming party is THIS WEEKEND. For information and directions, e-mail me.

I finally got a chance to settle down a bit into the new house by unpacking some of my stuff. Still have some more to do, but overall, things are good.

Smackethdown

Tonite, I am going to see Smackdown at the NEw Orleans Arena. I will get so see a great show from what Raw looked like. I will definitely get to see The Rock, HHH, Mick Foley, SMH, Acolytes, Dudley Boys, Hardy Boyz, Edge/Christian, Tazz, Jerry "The King" Lawler, Lita, Trish Stratus, plus lots lots more. I am sporting wood already.

Long day ahead

Later on today, I have to finish cutting my Dad's grass, do some more unpacking, bring trash and boxes to the street for pickup, get some sleep, make my signs, go to Gene's dad's, plus lots more.. all before Smackdown.

My name is MUD

I finally have reached a new level.. level 12 in major mud. Once I get DSL, I will be on so much more and potentially leveling much sooner.

As I have mentioned over the last several posts.. MAN I LOVE THE NEW HOUSE. 2 words: whirlpool tub... heheh
I am slowly but surely getting everything settled in at the new house with my furniture and stuff. After work today, I am going to cut the grass at my dad's, then finish my unpacking, Sleep shall soon ensue after this moment.

Response to the "letter"

As I mentioned yesterday I got an email claiming to have a second picklescoop. Well I received a response to my response turns out it was hopper. In the response he blatantly admits to liking 14 year old boys.. hehehe At least I wasn't Completely buying into it, i had a lot of doubt, but it would have been cool to be true. Anyways the letter was a scam.. end of story

Wierd Al?

Rumor around says that Wierd Al is coming in town soon.. That rules I finally get to see the man the legend live in concert.

Last night, we moved in the new house. Thanks again to everyone that assisted us in moving everything in (Duaq, Drunken Mike, Woodhead, CHiPs, Corey, Cuz, BOOgie, Sancho, anyone else that I may have forgotten in my half awake state). You don't know how much Bare, KRazzy and I appreciate it.

The new house rocks, for those of you that have not seen it yet. IT has a whirlpool tub, a fireplace, a breakfast nook, a backpatio, a bug light, all kinds of great features. I can't wait until everything is settled in. For those of you that don't know, house warming party at the new pad next weekend. For details, email me. Woo woo!!!

Lil Wood's Eagle

Congrats to Lil wood, who's Eagle Court is tonite. Great honor to have achieved.

Smacketh Down.

All I got to say is: Tuesday is the Day...

Two Picklescoops?

I received an e-mail today from another picklescoop. SHE is a porn actress. Not sure if this is a bogus email or what, but if everyhting is legit, Yam!! That's pretty damned cool.

Skool starts Munday

I start school again on Monday at UNO. Sucks to be me. :)

It is happening.. soon. Friday night (tomorrow). If you have a truck or the will to work, let me know via e-mail

messy ass room

My room looks disasterous. going to clean it tonight. and pack it too. go me.

The best roller coaster

A few days ago, we had a competiton to make the wildest roller coaster on roller coaster tycoon.. Using the trainers, we bought ALL the land then built the roller coaster using a large quantity of the land. Go us.

WE signed the lease for the house on Friday eveening. I will officially be moving in with in the next 2 weeks. Go me..

Jazzland

I finally made my sorry rear to Jazzland this week. ITn was a great time, but the park can still definitely grow. ONe of the most classic things cooking at the park was me on the swing ride screaming "Sausages" like Scott Thompson on the Kids in the Hall Skit. I had an audience forming wondewring if I really was screaming sausages. I also attempoted to run in the air while on the swing. It was a great time and I hope we can get the same crew together to go out there again.

After the park, we all sat on my porch playing the movie game. For those that aren't sure how to play, it starts off by someone naming an actor/actress. The next person has to name a movie that they were in. The next person says someone else in that movie. The next person has to say a movie besides the aforementioned that they starred in. This goes around the circle until someone doesn't know a movie or actor in the movie. That person is removed iof they can't answer (unless they throw it back at the previous person and they can't give an answer). Last man standing wins.

LAN Party again

I attended a LAn party again last night at Drunken Mike's. It was Drunken Mike, Pat McKrotch, Woodhead, Don MEllon, Bare, Buzz, and me. We played some Redneck Rampage again. Much fun as usual. But, Buzz got up and left in the middle, no one is sure where he went. Guess we will call and find out. All in all, good tourney, but would have been that much better if Buzz would have joined in... Maybe he will next time.

Smacketh Down coming soon

only 10 more days till Smackdown taping, which Wood and I will be at.

Sorry I have been extremely busy this week, so updates have been lacking here is a summary of the week: I have been looking at houses every night this week to finally find "the dream house". It is on Henican in Metairie right near my house today. It is a 3 bedroom 2 bath house. Everything about it screamed perfect. Yam!!

Also, yesterday, I went and gave blood again as well as cut my grass. woowooo

Throughout the week, I have been getting calls LATE (3 and 4 am late) at night, mainly from Druinken Mike. He needed someone to talk to but an earlier time next time huh?!?! :)

Thursday night, I went to the Bay for a bit with Duane, Mike, Bare, Wood, Boogie, Cuz, Hey There, Tony, and Swan. After a short time being there, someone opened the flood gates. Like 13 all that chicks came in and partied. Thbere was an old man hitting on them, but Woodhead and I assured the girls that we would break his legs (Go to sleep old man, you have a long day of getting drunk and beating your meat!!). Anyways, all in all, the week has been an all right week and will end with the the extravaganzza, Moose's wedding. Moose, congrats or sorry for the tiedown :). Guys, another one of us has been dragged into that crazy thing called Marriage.

In a previous rating, I only gave Redneck Rampage a 3.5 pickles, but after further review (playing networked and allowing for a few more levels to be played) I have to give the game a full 5 pickles. Yes it gets a perfect Pickle Score tm. In the 3rd or 4th level, you fight in a bowling alley and have the ability to bowl. The network gaming kept 5 of us occupied for quite some time last night.

Napster Anti-Massacre Party

In the honor of the Napster situation originally scheduled for last nite, we had a network party at Drunken Mike's. We started by trading MP3's with each other. However, you were NOT allowed to download any mp3s from anyone else until you got a Metallicca song, regardless of your previous ownership, and deleted it.

Once everyone got more MP3s to satisfy their urges, we got a few other p;eople over for the Redneck Rampage Tourney. The Redneck Rampage tourney was Drunken Mike, Me, Krazzy, Pat McKrotch, and WoodHead. Once the smoke was cleared from our firing, I won with 47 frags. Go me.. We are planning to have several more of these tourneys in the upcoming future, especially because RR can work on practically everyone's system.

Everybody Get your Drink On

Thursday nite, I got my drink on. Brandy and Coke then went to Rum and Coke. Wow did I feel it in the morning. Even worse however, I was forced to walk with Drunken Mike, Woodhead and Athena to the Circle K to get smokes. Rule #1: Picklescoop does NOT walk after drinking. Rule #2: PICKLESCOOP DOES NOT WALK AFTER DRINKING.:)

Pallet Day

Today is the happiest day in every camp staffers mind: pallet day. Pallet Day is when the tents at camp come down. It is without a doubt, one of the funnest, bust ass days of the year. After the red dirt clears from the work, staff has a Staff BBQ. Congratulations V-Bar Staff of 2000. You have survived another year.

Happy B-Days

Happy Belated B-Day to my childhood buddy Josh. He finally made 22. Also, Happy B-Day coming on Monday to PAt McKrotch. He will be 21. Happy Happy Birthday guys!

Drunken Mike, Swan, and I went to the mall to waste a little time. When we popped into Babbages, we found the Redneck Rampage Family Reunion pack for 10 bucks. WE installed it here and man, is that shit funny. The plot is this: you are a redneck in your town. You have to save it from alien invasions. USing your pistol, crowbar, shotgun, dynamite, and several other "redneckish" weapons. IF you get hurt, don't worry. There's plenty of beer, moonshine, cheap whiskey, and pork rinds for you to partake in to regain some health. The first level of the game took Drunken Mike and I like 50 minutes to find our way thru. Mainly because we kept going places where we had been and also because we were trying to find the keys. In sum, I reccommend nthis game to everyone. (hell, it runs on just about every computer that is out there). I give it 3.5 pickles on my scale of 1-5 pickles. Woo hoo... Something else great about this game is the quotes that billy Ed and crew say. "I'm gonna be on you like Stank on Shit!!" hehehehe

Girl Drink Drunk

Yes you are hearing this correctly. Picklescoop was a girl grink drunk the other day. I went to the Quarter with Woodhead, Nuccio, and dRunken Mike. We all had a huge ass beer from the steak Pit. Then we went to the Tropical Isle and got Hand Grenades. After those two drinks within about an hour of pacing Bourbon Street, we were ALL feeling it at least a little. Man I wish I ALWAYS could get buzzed with only 2 drinks. For those of you unfamiliar with a Hand Grenade, it is a bright green drink that contains Everclear, I think Midori, and one or two other liquors. Tastes very sweet, so it sneaks the hell up on you and gets you when you don't expect it.

Infomercials

LAst night, I watched a little boob tube. Every other channel was the vacumn bag thing, more was Restore 4, some were exercise machines, I think I even saw the rotisserie thing.. It frightens me to think that millions of people buy that crap.

Last night I went to see this movie with Drunken Mike and Swan. Man, it was hilarious. It reminded me alot of Airplane with the little slapstick jokes and puns. I recommend everyone to go see it or at least rent it when it comes out. The only thing that I didn't like about the movie was that the audience was the worst audience I have ever gone to see a movie with ever. First there was some shitbird that kept shooting his laser pointer at the screen. SEcond, there was some moron that left his pager on noise the entire time. and they got paged a few times in the movie letting the entire alarm go off before stopping it. Then I got paged a few times by my friends (my pager was on vibrate). Overall, it was a great great movie, just schmoozes were watching it too.

Happy Birthday Drunken Mike

Today is Drunken Mike's birthday. I gave him Shawshanks Redemption and Chasing Amy on DVD. Tomorrow night we will be getting mad drunk. woowoo.

This morning I got my usual wake up call from Chadd for work at 5:30 with an interesting message added to it. "sucks to be You!!" Damn you weather, making my life miserable. :)

Weather

Last night the weather was incredible. I was chilling in front of Bare's house watching the clouds book it into town. Nasty looking shiat. Gave wind like it was a hurricane. Felt great. But as aforementioned, in the long run, it made my life a living hell today. Go weather. No Seriously. Go Weather.

Last night, I went drinking with Woodhead, Hunter, Steve Drunken Mike, Pounders, and Ryan at the Bay. (Yes I sang Porn Star cuz it played on the radio.) Then we headed over to Joe's 19th and met up with Darren and many others. I played a game of pool with Darren's woman Jamie as my partner and I lost the game :( But all in all, it was a sweet game.

Muppet Movies

After I brought Drunken Mike to his interview on Thursday, we took a ride to the mall to get a DVD. I bought him his B- Day presents while we were there. One of them was The Shawshank Redemption on DVD and the other we won't discuss till after Tuesday. I also purchased the first 3 Muppet movies (Muppet Movie, Great Muppet Caper, and Muppets Take Manhattan). I love those furry things :).

Want some Grass?!?!

I cut my grass yesterday.. go me. IT was hot too.

CDs

I got Portishead/Portishead and Nerf Herder on CD the other day. They both rock. 'Nuff said.

Last night, I went with Drunken Mike, Hunter, and Steve to play some pool at Shooters. Geez I sucked. Bad.. I then went to Nick's on Tulane and we met up with Pounders' crew (Brad, Blake, Dave, Jennifer, a few others). We all had fun. After hanging at Nick's for a bit, we headed home (because Mike had an interview this morning). I went with Hunter and steve and got a French Fry Po-Boy from Danny & Clydes. Yam!!

Camp

I went up to camp on Tuesday and visited with some of the staff and fixed Pat's computer and Tony's computer. Even walked around a good bit and visited with some of the deputies and explorers and Bare and all. Go me...

Bald is Beautiful...

Tuesday, I got my head shaved. First, it was short short hair, then I bic'd it. Now I look like a melonhead.. I love the breeze on my head.

Today is my Pop's B-Day. He is now the big 5-0. Happy B-Day Paw. Tonite, we are bringing him to eat.

Disgruntled Kids TV

Today, when I woke up, I watched a liitle boob tube. The first thing I saw was a "reoccurence" of Columbine. Some punk kid went into his miuddle school cafeteria and opened. Fire. No one was hurt either. Shitty aimed brat.

Then After I got tired of watching the helicopter, I flipped it to Ricki Lake. Sha had a "out of hand" kids whose parents want to throw them in jail for a day to straighten their act up. Man this was almost comedic watching this punks go from "I'm hard, nobody's gonna stop me or tell me what to do." to "Mommy, I wet my pants cuz the big scary man yelled at me in jail." Dumb kid, make up your mind.

Easter Egg

Jon from work sent me an email regarding an Easter Egg in Excel 97. For the laymen, an Easter Egg is a secret trick or game that is hidden within a program. Here is how you run the Easter Egg in Excell 97:
open excel 97
hit f5
enter x97:l97
hit tab
hold ctrl-shift and click on chart wizard button (bar graph icon on the tool bar)
fly with the mouse throttle with the buttons
Try it Out!!

Movie Night last night

Last night, I went to Drunken Mike's and watched a few movies. We watched Office Space (which I found to be funnier than hell.) My favorite Dude was Michael Bolton. The best is the very beginning when he is rapping in traffic till he see the thug on the side of the street and he suddenly straightens up (turns down radio and rolls up window) until he passes, then continues to rap along with the radio. This movie gets 4 pickles (That's a good rating, pawpaw).

The second movie was Next Friday. This movie was OK, but it didn't just meet up to the original Friday's standing. There was several funny parts (like the dad saying "you got knocked the f**K out!!", but this is one of those movies that you fast forward through most of it until the funny parts. Pickle Rating: 2 pickles

I hjad a big ole bag of WOW's Doritos last njite while playing scrabble and man is it kicking in .. hehe Loose stools :)

After work last night, I went home and slept for like 4 hours. When I woke up at like 10 pm, I went with Boogie to Hey there's for a bit and played scrabble. I would have gone over to Stuff's place and joined in the network party, but I figured that it would not be worth the time for me to load/unload load unload my pc into the car. After I figured in time for that, I would have only had about half an hour at stuff's. Wish I could have made it but body just shut down when I got home.

Also, last nite, CHiPs was playing at the Neutral Ground. Would have liied to see CHiPs playing a show, but I don't really like the Neutral Ground. Last time I went, they charged me like 3 bucks for a half a can of coke. And of course, they have little or no A/C in the place so it feels like it's 3000000 degrees in there. I would much rather go see CHiPs and the Julio Valentine Massacre (or whatever name they may go by that night) some where that a coke isn't gonna make me go broke. At least in a bar a coke is a full can of coke (or equivalent to one) for only a buck.

I went camping during the week at McLeod State Park. Overall, the campout was OK, but several other attendees were bitching too much like 6 year olds that don't get any toys at the store. Granted, I was running late with finishing some errands, but I don't think it required complaining a majority of the trip.

Cricket Beach

While out on the trip, we created Cricket Beach. I was swimming over to our "beach" and i was holding my smokes up so they wouldn't get damaged. Unfortunately, they did get wet. I left them out to dry on the beach and the crickets raided them. They proceeded to eat the cigs. Thus the watching ensued. Every now and then we would check on the cigarettes. WE named the crickets, especially Joe (the addicted cricket). Joe ended up eating a majority of the missing cigarettes. He also died and was eaten by Bob. We named all of the other crickets as well, but many of them didn't really into play until Hopper the godzilla-like cracker covered them all with sand. MTV wopuld have paid big bucks for our setup :).

Take the Long Way home

Last night, I went with Drunken Mike to Tom's house for Tom's B-day. We had a few drinks over there and watched Dogma with Cathleen (Tom went to the strip club with a buddy as a b-day present). On the way home, we decided to take the Hwy 11 bridge home. For those of you that live out of town from New Orleans, the Hwy 11 bridge is the precursor to the Interstate crossing for Lake Pontchartrain. The bridge is one of the worst conditioned bridges on the planet, but it was funny because Drunken Mike had to pee. hehehe

If anyone is wondering why there is a wierd post about seeing stuff, that was drunken mike testing my CGI script. I had a problem with the CGI to update and he fixed it for me. Thanks Mike for the wise words and the repairs of my CGI.

WWF PPV

I haven't seen it yet but I read the results. Here are picklescoop's "guesses" for the matches on the next PPV (Fully Loaded):
Jericho vs HHH (obvious why I guessed this one)
Rock vs Benoit (This one I think will be a good match because of the grudge going between them)
Angle Vs Undertaker (battle of the Americans
Lita vs Trish Stratus (I think it will be a evening gown match or something of the sort)
Edge/Christian vs Acolytes (I think the Acolytes will have beer with them for the match.. maybe even some cards and cigars)
not sure what they will do with the rest of the tag teams.. probably a 4 way corner or something like that. Should be a jammin PPV but hell I could be wrong :) Regardless, I will watch it thru squigglies like a porn movie on Playboy.. Usually they all come in pretty clear.

We Check ID

Today I got a new ID card (for Work) go me...

Camping Trip

I will be going camping this week (leaving Wednesday coming back Friday morning). We were hoping to be able to stay at V-Bar, but Tony said thewre is alot goign on this week, so we will probably be at one of the sate Parks within a few minutes from V-Bar so we can go visit everyone without it being all out of the way. We will definitely see Bare (who's out at Sheriff's Camp as a leader for the St. Tammany Post), Sterling (we'll laugh at him and tell him "this guy", Uncle Buck (whom will pull my hairs out and ask me odd or even, Friar Tuck who will drink all of my dew :),Swan (who will clap and scream at us), and everyone else out at camp. (Sorry guys, if I mention everyone, I will fill up my webspace). IF any of you are able to read this at camp, YO!!!

I saw El Douche today, he smelled funny

El couche

I saw el Couche today she smelled like fish

El booute

I saw el booute he was such an ass !

El titehh

I saw el titehh he was boucing all around trying to deliver milk

El cunte

El cunte just got out of prison and mr Cock said hello to her WHat a reunion !!!

I started off by working a little on the page until Woodhead got over to my house. We then went and picked up some people and got over to Hopper's, where we all went swimming. Before getting to Hopper's, I got two pages. One was from Athena whom is back in town from Maryland and the other from Cathy, my ex, who is back from Army basic training. Welcome home both of you.

The page

My apologies to anyone that may be offended that my site has broken links and stuff in the ass end of it. I am revamping with the new buttons and all, which is causing a little bit of headache. Just give me a few days and I promise it will be up. Many people have also sent me emails regarding pictures that I have (from Mardi Gras and Camp) and I promise, these too will be up (with thumbs) in hopefully the next 24 hours.

Thanks to Drunken Mike for the assistance with the CGI script for posting on my newz site. He originally made it for his site and I liked it so I "borrowed the idea from him. He gave me permission too so thanx!!

Cutting the Grass

This week, I did not cut my grass. I had Hey there cut my grass (as she requested for some change) and we enjoyed that. We had like 7 people on my porch watching her complain and cut and everything. We all gave her a hand, but she still earned that 20 bucks.

My room

My room is still clean!! like 4 days later and you still can see carpet. Go me... Woodhead even stayed over two nights in a row and it's still clean!!

The events over the past 72 hours

Wood stayed over on Wednesday and Thursday nights. We played some mad NFS:Porsche and the Sims. We created 2 families one (which is me and him) and another which is a feeder family). The whole game has kept us rolling.
We also started sanding the porch poles. We are going to repaint them this coming week.
I also went and hung out with Cuz, CHiPs, GHOTI, Hopper, Woodhead and a few other friends. We had lots of fun just driving most of the night and conversing via CB. :)