May 10, 2000

Gladiator If I were in a situation where I had one last request, it would be to see Gladiator again.. man this movie left me speechless... It rocked beyond all other movies I have ever seen before. It had voiolence, love, disobedience, friendship, everything in one big roll. 3 hours and 6 bucks later, I was MOYGHWQERYHT.. moist!!!! Board of Review Tonight I also sat in on Kevin Richardson's Eagle board. he passed with flying colors... Congrats Kevin.

May 7, 2000

P.Scoop's weekend at a glance Damn yesterday was action packed... I started off with going to take a final for my American Literature Class... I think I took that test and speared it through a wall.. I kicked its ass. hehe Secondly, JP got married yesterday. His wedding was in Des Allemands. Very nice wedding, especially since I was best man .. (G) After the wedding, I went to eat with Jesus, Packrat, JP, and his new WIFE, Lindy. We had Chinese at this place Chin Lee.. Good food. after we ate i went and changed, then got Padre. We went and said hello to my mom in the hospital.. (She is no longer in ICU, just post ICU room). After visiting, we picked up some alcomohol (i misspelled that on purpose) and went to Krazzy's. Boogie was chillin there.. We got drunk together and watched Toy Soldiers, a kick ass 80's movie. If you've never heard or seen it, I strongly recommend that you drop what you are doing right this second (even if it is fine china shining) and go rent/purchase it. I'd tell of my best part but it mioght ruin some of the movie for you.. all i will say is "We need to show them that accidents don't just happen." Man I'm sporting wood just thinking about it :) Once I got home from bring Padre back to the seminary, I was sitting for a minute and Dwew shows up at the house then Woodhead, so I did the most logical thing. I held a mini porch session for like half an hour. Go me.. My lawn This one actually started a few days ago... The sewerage board tore up my lawn to fix some sewerage pipe.. Now I have half of my pretty wittle sidewalk all bashed up and .. well... gone. They won't be back to repair this for like 6 weeks. Communist pigs :) Worthless crap on EBAY Wow!! What a shock!! I thought everything on EBAY was worthwhile.. I recently was told to do a search on EBAY for Elian and I found like 3 pictures that Elian supposedly colored.. That's really what I need. Some stupid freeloading, gulf swimming, raft tipping douche bag's art work. It would even be one thing if the art was a painted picture of the sights that he saw, but it was a damned squirrel holding a big nut. And some $h!t mongrel was selling this crap for $75!!! Yeah Let me tell you how much I really really really need that. In fact I have something that has a nut in it too.. But it ain't no coloring book picture.. It comes with a finger too :) In the wise words of SG, " Give em the finger and show em the nutsack!!"

May 3, 2000

Free Scoops for Scoop Tonite was free scoop night at Baskin Robbins Ice Cream. We originally were planning on going to visit our friend Katie at work. That was all it was meant to be, but before we left, Allison (SG's sis) asked if we were gonna try and hit em all.. that was the end of the story. Bam we flew like wild heathens thru out the New Orleans Area to a potential 15 stores. We actually got to eat at 9 of them. They were, Lapalco Blvd (2 stores), Terry Pkwy, We attempted the French Quarter store (but wound up on the wrong side of Decatur), Carrolton (went to wrong side of Carrolton), Robert E. Lee, Read Blvd, Gentilly (took it for the team), Martin Behrman, The Vets. Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robbins, Elmwood, Jefferson Hwy, then the last two (Vets by Joy's Panorama and Williams) were both closed. 1 and a half lbs of ice cream. Wow my Colon is gonna hurt in a bit. hehehe.

April 29, 2000

Joe "Sarge" Hogan As many of you may have heard, one of my closest friends passed away Friday morning - Joe "Sarge" Hogan. This Sarge is the same man that is on the top of my porch history page... Sarge was always willing to lend a hand when at camp or in the city. Many of staff,including myself, have numerous memories with Sarge, from "WALK!!" to "Larry of Marrero". For those of you that have not been informed, his wake services will be Monday 12:30pm at St. Dominic's. He will definitely be missed by many. Update on Mom and Pop's Health As I have aforementioned, my mother has been in the hospital. Here's the update with that. She had a hole in her intestines. Since she entered the hospital 2 weeks ago, she has undergone 3 surgeries, and survived 'em all. As of yesterday, she has had the respirator tube out of her mouth and NG tube out of her nose. She is eating non solid foods (soup, JELL-O, popsicles). She is looking better but she is still in ICU. She also is getting some physical therapy to get her muscles used to moving again (since she has been cooped up in a bed). Please keep her in your prayers still, and I appreciate everyone keeping her in your thoughts and stuff. Also, my dad got his dialysis tube put in yesterday. He was having some trouble keeping food down yesterday, but as of late last night, he was doing good with the food thing... I will keep you posted on both of these situations. The Health Board strikes again Ok, The health board has become a sole source of entertainment during smoke breaks. I went down there this morning to see the new board: Asthma causes... The causes were agreeable... but the symbols... WHAT THE HELL?!?! It has a table that splits the cause into allergenic and non allergenic. Next to each cause and it's description, there is a symbol. Exercise in the non allergenic side. But the symbol for exercise looks like a hand in a bucket of water. Last I checked, a hand in water= piss in pants... NOT EXERCISE!! the other symbols were just as f--ed up and repugnant as this one...All I have to say is : WOW! Fight Club Last night, I saw this movie for the first time. Great movie, but MAN did it have some issues. I won't give away any of the movie, so if you have 2 and a half hours, I recommend renting this movie and watching. Really left me having a few night mares last night. heheh.. Get Naked!! This morning, we had some trouble with a program that we use at work. We called the person in charge to get some assistance. She told us that she was running around naked in her yard.. Go You!! heheh Then Queen told us she was running scantily clad in her house too... All this reminds me of the old Budweiser commercial, "IT's Nude Beach Volleyball.. and the score is.. aah who cares what the score is?!?! EVERYBODY"S NAKED!!" hehehe Flash part 2. My Flash workings are going well i should have one up in a few days. My views on the actual current events. 1. ELIAN GONZALES. Why is there any question with his "ownership"? Take this little spoiled brat, his dad, his relatives, and all these Cuban flag waving freaks out to the end of Florida Toss them all into the Gulf of Mexico. Have a hand full of sharpshooters with loaded weapons there too. Tel lthose freeloaders that is they swim back toward the land, the snipers will open fire. Go the hell home and deal with your problems.. QUIT living off of my hard earned money!! 2. NAPSTER. All of these artists that are gripping that they don't like MP3s and all, shut your whining holes.. Typically, when I like a song that i have on MP3, I tend to go and buy the CD. And if Metalicca and the rest of these cheap bastards have that much of a problem with people having their songs to hear as a trial of new stuff, tough titty. "Wahhh.. Wahh.. I'm not making 80 cents off of the sale of an album to some kid that is only gonna like one of my songs. Write better music and maybe we will buy the album.. I don't buy the whole album for one good song, the whole album has to be good for me to buy it. So quit your whining and deal with it.You didn't bitch this much when people where dubbing your tapes and CDs from each other. 3.MICROSOFT. Will they split the damn company up completely and get it over with? They have been blabbing on about this for like 2 years now. If your going to rip it apart, do it, drink a beer, and put an end to it completely. End of Story. 4.THE SPACESHIP REDESIGN. That's great that they redesigned the shuttle, but do we actually trust the shmooze to fly these things after he said, "wow. Now it ;looks like a spaceship" What the Hell did it look like before? A bus?!?! 5.THE EDWARDS TRIAL. Give it up Lawyers. He's gonna go free. Even if you get him, what kind of time is he gonna serve? 10 years till his death or till he pays someone else off to get out of jail? In the wise workds of Chris Rock, "LET IT SLIDE.."

April 22, 2000

Picklescoop Vs. Stupid People Last night, I passed by Bare's house and Swan showed up. We got hungry and decided to go get a bite to eat at Taco Hell. We got there to see an atrocious line inside and a monstrous serpent of a line for the drive thru. We decided that the Drive thru would be better, since we could actually listen to music and still chit-chat. Once we got to the ordering box, Swan and I started reciting the ICP Chilito thingy off of Jeckel Bros. The taco Bell DRive Thru attendant though we were yelling at her. hhehe oops At this point, Swan and I began reading the numerous Bumper stickers on the car in front of us. The people in this vehicle were the "different" people... The type that want to "be different, just like all the other different people." They moved up a little too much and lightly bumped the vehicle in front of them. The vehicle was a '98 BRIGHT ASS Yellow Truck. The passengers were almost assuredly given the truck by their mommy and daddy and they have never had to work a day in their lives and everything they want ids given to them in a silver spoon. Once the "freaks" tapped them, the driver got out. Understandable, but then every shitbird in the truck has to get out tho see the lack there of damage. At this point, the vehicle in from of them got their food and left. These shitbirds continue to stare at the no damage and My food is getting cold waiting for me to get there to get it. At this point, I lost my shit and began screaming at the top of my lungs like pissed off mother, " Shut the f--k up and get your asses back in the truck. Don't make me come out there and whoop some ass." I didn't even have to threaten to count before they ran back in to the truck like a bunch of scared bitches.. Bet they rolled all the windows up , locked the doors, and had 911 dialed into their cell phone ready for me to knock on their window. hehehe

April 21, 2000

My Spring Break.. Well, it's been a busy week.. I got a new desk for my room and I started cleaning my room, but I have been soooo busy, I haven't actually gotten finished. Been sleeping on the couch for the past few days.. I also have been visiting my mom in the hospital for the past few days. She went through her second surgery yesterday and she is looking a lot better. I hope that she fully heals, because although I bitch and complain that she always has me doing housework and the like, I seriously miss her being at home. I would give anything for her to get better.. School Reports I really haven't done anything on these yet and they are all due like next week... Guess with the busyness of this week, I really haven't had much time to do a lot. Thanks I would like to thank everyone that has been keeping my mom in their prayers and stuff, and especially Bare and Swan that came and kept my mind off of things at the hospital during the second surgery. Darrel's Beer Bash Darren's annual Good Friday Beer Bash was tonite.. I got to see lots of almost forgotten faces including the rest of the Eady Family and a few folks from the LSU gang and Katrina... Good to see everyone and sing a few bars of thousands of songs while drinking lots of beer :)

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